i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
what if your name could be an action instead of a word, like you’d introduce yourself like “Hi, my name is *starts doing the worm* Smith, nice to meet you”Yeah but imagine how ridiculous it’d be trying to call out to someone - *violently doing the worm* Smith! SMITH!
What about whispering someone’s name? *gently and slowly doing the worm* …..smiiiitthh…..smiiiiithhh…
the last one just sounds creepy
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
we’ve talked like 7 times we’re pretty much internet-married
I guess you could say it’s getting pretty serious…
I’d rather be laying in a field somewhere doing drugs